HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE
Learn
Chinese in 5 minutes (You
MUST read them out loud)
1) That's
not right Sum
Ting Wong
2) Are
you harboring a fugitive? Hu
Yu Hai Ding
3) See
me ASAP Kum
Hia Nao
4) Stupid
Man Dum
Fuk
5) Small
Horse Tai
Ni Po Ni
6) Did
you go to the beach? Wai
Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table Ai
Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I
think you need a face lift Chin
Tu Fat
9) It's
very dark in here Wao
So Dim
10) I thought
you were on a diet Wai
Yu Mun Ching?
11) This
is a tow away zone No
Pah King
12) Our
meeting is scheduled for next week Wai
Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying
out of sight Lei
Ying Lo
14) He's
cleaning his automobile Wa
Shing Ka
15) Your
body odor is offensive Yu
Stin Ki Pu
16) Great Fa
Kin Su Pah
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Subject:
Chinese couple wedding night
Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. Truth betold, he is
none too
experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the
bed
sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to
be
reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs
time and you berry
frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus
anyting
dat you want, you say. Whatchou
want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows
and
he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies
shyly and
unsure, "I want......numba 69" More thoughtful silence, this
time from him. Eventually,
in a puzzled tone
he queries ... "You want ... Beef wif Broccori?"
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